Well, I finally got off my lazy arse and decided to fire up a new blog. The layout is different, but I was able to salvage most of the entries from the previous blog. I specifically like the layout since it reminded me of pre-adolescent writer I was fond of named Harry Harrison and his epic series: The Stainless Steel Rat. There are a lot of new features, which I promise to unfold in the coming months. I’ve really lagged on this mother f#$%$ since I set it up, but a new energy has bubbled from my loins, and with the bubbling will come additional useless “Juicy Morsels and Tidbits For All to Graze.”

Feel free to comment if you ever stumble across these utterly useless pages in cyberspace.

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Trust me, there are worse things that can happen then losing a critical blog post (incidentally, that just happened to this, although not critical, post), an excel spreadsheet or a well-written word file: Server Problems. Server Problems Suck.

This error invokes a greater error then just your own online environment, since there are often times multiple sites, clients and ultimately money residing on the same little box, sitting with a flickering light in a dust strewn attic of some kid’s garage, more commonly none as your network data center. And the rule of thumb is to have everything backed up and a contingency plan to boot, but unfortunately, that doesn’t always happen and life just sucks.

All kidding aside, put the axe to the grindstone, and buckle in for an unpleasant ride. Having a good support team is critical, and a quick shout out to Sago Networks for helping me not only restore the chaos, but also understand how the system works. As they say, “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man”…what the-f-ever.

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I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all your breath trying to conquer it. Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field reveals to a man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.

One of my favorite quotes from Major League.
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Why not one more!
Dylan’s Resume is located here!

Bukowski is a genius!

    June 2024
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      I woke up one night; I was not sweating, although I did decide it was time for me to put my creative mark on cyperspace. I previously had a useless, tired blog that pretty much stunk up the internet. But alas, no more; the day of reckoning is up on us, a new energy has bubbled from my loins, and with the bubbling will come additional useless “Juicy Morsels and Tidbits For All to Graze.”

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    A sincere thanks to milo IIIIVII for the design..